*prays lightening doesn’t strike me from the sky for spoofing the Word of God*

16 There are six things Lauren hates,
seven that are detestable to her:

17 that horrible feeling when you put on contacts for the first time and you blink like crazy for 5 minutes,
when you ask someone to do something fun with you and they say “I’ll think about it” but it really means “no”,
taxidermists and the smell of formaldehyde,

18 that guilty feeling you get when you force your friend to call her crush and say “I Love You” with peanut butter in her mouth,
those who run away from younger siblings then let them get lost in the woods, *nervous chuckle*

19 people who make up stories about your uncle breaking both of his arms,
and the fact that Gmail won’t fix my chat pic.

What can I say? I was bored… ๐Ÿ˜‰


5 responses

  1. demurepomegranate

    Um… lol??

    What verse is this a spoof of? Sounds like Proverbs…

    May 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    • bestseller2b

      Lol Proverbs 6:16-19. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      May 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

      • demurepomegranate

        Huzzah!! I was right. XD

        May 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm

  2. demurepomegranate

    … almost.

    May 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    • bestseller2b

      Lol nice. ๐Ÿ˜€

      May 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm

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