Everyone needs a good laugh. :)

I found this in my documents folder while I was writing. πŸ˜€

The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. There the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kenesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so whats the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. (My personal philosophy for life ;))

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”

22. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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22 responses

  1. sereniteacafe

    I’m very impressed that you made them all colorful….thats a lot of random work πŸ˜›

    May 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    • bestseller2b

      Rofl I don’t work *that* hard to be random. I pulled them off an email and they were already in color. πŸ˜‰

      May 17, 2009 at 5:24 pm

      • sereniteacafe

        Oh….. lol!

        May 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm

  2. demurepomegranate

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    These are amazing. And remarkably true, in some instances. o.O

    PS. Color is amazing. xD It brightens up your minimalist blog. ;D

    May 17, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    • bestseller2b

      Umm… thanks?

      πŸ˜‰

      (P.S- If my blog is minimalist, then what the heck is your blog? At least I have pictures and Youtube… ;))

      May 17, 2009 at 10:00 pm

      • demurepomegranate

        Mine is … well, I don’t know. But it’s not minimalist. xD

        Maybe it’s slightly sophisticated?? I don’t know, honestly!!! *dies laughing*

        May 17, 2009 at 11:42 pm

  3. Heh heh, nice. (I’m finally here! :-P)

    May 17, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    • bestseller2b

      Lol at long last! πŸ™‚ Now you can take part of the crazy, multi-faceted, ever changing world of moi. πŸ˜‰

      You should update your blog. Sometime in the near future. Like before SA, please. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      May 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm

  4. bestseller2b

    Uh huh… O.o Sophisticated? This coming from the one who hasn’t updated his blog in like 2 weeks? It’s not sophisticated till you get a custom-header. Ha!

    πŸ˜‰

    May 17, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    • demurepomegranate

      Custom headers are for those who have no immagination… or is that the other way around??

      Anyway, it matters not, for I have updated with a new blog post. Shocker, I know. Now, comment, or I shall delete my blog!!!!11!1oneoneeleven.

      *cough*

      Not really, but it sounded good. XD

      May 18, 2009 at 12:08 am

      • bestseller2b

        Lol of *course* it’s the other way around! Do you have any idea how *long* it took to find that picture? And crop it enough so that it would fit? And to find a theme that actually *goes* with said picture? Humph

        *crosses arms and pouts*

        πŸ˜‰

        May 18, 2009 at 11:43 am

  5. Matthew

    lolz!

    May 18, 2009 at 9:59 am

    • bestseller2b

      Rofl ‘He who laughs last, thinks slowest.’ πŸ˜‰

      May 18, 2009 at 11:34 am

      • sereniteacafe

        Lauren! Lol you’re so mean!

        May 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm

  6. bestseller2b

    Rofl nice Darian. πŸ™‚

    May 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    • sereniteacafe

      *pouts* I am not!

      May 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm

      • bestseller2b

        Heeheehee. πŸ˜€

        May 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm

  7. bestseller2b

    Lol I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to notice that. πŸ˜‰ And it’s better than being ‘nice’. πŸ˜‰

    May 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    • sereniteacafe

      No…..ignorant is better than mean. Remember Mr. C’s dissertaion on the southern gentleman and the redneck? πŸ˜‰

      May 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm

      • bestseller2b

        No… I don’t. But if you really don’t like it, I’ll take it out then.

        May 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  8. sereniteacafe

    Oh man, that was such a great lecture! One of Mr. C’s best! Come to think of it, I think you don’t remember cause it was in Apologetics. πŸ˜›

    Lol i don’t care! Sheesh I was just giving you a hard time! Tis my job, you know πŸ˜‰

    May 19, 2009 at 7:39 am

    • bestseller2b

      Lol it is?? *tips head to one side* I thought it was *my* job. Wish it paid better though. Not that getting on your nerves isn’t somewhat entertaining, but a girl’s gotta eat… πŸ˜‰

      May 19, 2009 at 10:35 am

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